Kiki: Former novelist now contained within a blog.
Da: Entrepreneur, creates alternate reality, marches to his own drummer.
Loo: "Fuck college" 20something, finding her own way, annoyed by Kiki's continued mothering.
Marty: High school junior, middle child, diva, drama queen, rock star.
Hal: Middle school Aspie, video gamer, joker, historian.